No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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