He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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