I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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