she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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