wrigley field is MILF paradise
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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