if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
