She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
