Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Are we still banned from the library?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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