You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just pee around me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dick very happy bro
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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