is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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