Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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