I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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