just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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