love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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