I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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