the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.