i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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