TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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