We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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