my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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