So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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