We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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