idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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