ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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