Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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