so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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