Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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