Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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