Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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