i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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