At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I faked an abortion last night.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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