Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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