This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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