can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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