So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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