We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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