if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
