found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
you win again, gameday.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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