I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All the doctor said was why
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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