Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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