happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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