Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just high enough for therapy.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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