your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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