It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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