mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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