Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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