that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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