shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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