Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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