But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.