we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.