I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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