the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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