do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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