Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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