so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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