I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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