Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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