Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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