Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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